Success: going from failure to failure to failure with no loss in enthusiasm.

The pain is unavoidable, but the misery is optional.

If every country had a nuclear weapon there would be peace on earth. On the 2nd day.

A million is not enough.

Its too bad that we can't forget our troubles as quickly as we forget our blessings.

God does not play dice.  -- Albert Einstein

Who is Einstein to tell God what he can and cannot do?  -- Neils Bohr

Why is there something instead of nothing?

The absence of nothing is the presence of something.

If the rate of expansion one second after the big bang had been smaller by even one part in a hundred thousand million million it would have recollapsed before it reached its present size. Stephen Hawking.